Okay so fragrances rarely stay on me. But there are a few that I always keep in my vanity!
1. Flowerbomb by Viktor and Rolf
This baby smells like straight success. I imagine an all around girl-next-door who keeps her car clean year round, walks her neighbors dogs for free, never needs no man, and also is a CEO. This girl can go fishing or shooting in heels. This is the kind of girl you want to be around. Plus, she probably owns a yacht.
(I have to give a shout out to my aunt, she bought this for me because I could never afford this bottle. It's like $150 at Nordstrom, so get a sugar daddy if you want it)
2. Fancy by Jessica Simpson
This girl is sweet. Like the nicest girl you may ever meet. But she also can be sassy if you cross her the wrong way. When you hug this girl, you don't want to let go. Like, she literally smells like baby Jesus let her fall from heaven. This bottle is perfect for date night. I'm not talking about a date to some basic chain restaurant in the suburbs. This girl is meant to be taken to a low lit hole-in-the-wall 5 star restaurant in Manhattan. She is probably wearing a dark black cloak to the floor, and rocking her stilletos through the snow. This girl you can take home to momma.
I think I buy this for 40 or so at Ulta. Thanks Jsimp
3. Betsy Johnson. I don't even know the full name.
This cheap mo-fo is the BEST. I can only find it at Ross and people always compliment it. This is my "I'm here to get white girl wasted" perfume. It smells like a girl that can take shots better than a dude, and still walk straight when she's black out hammered. This girl will flirt with multiple dudes all night with a fake foreign name. This girl is probably wearing neon colors to the club AND won't lose her cell phone. Frankly, she is probably holding your hair back as you throw up all the fireball she gave you. This Betsy girl... Is AWESOME
Plus, how cute is that top. I get this baby at Ross for 22 buck-a-Roos!!